Well, I have some really good news, and some not-so-great news.

The great news? I have been Ordained (I shit you not!) and am available to perform weddings for those of you you are in accord, who are competely Aligned. Those of you who are Aligned require no further explanation. I will officiate for a pittance so long as you will cover meals, lodging and business class air travel or a decent rental car from Seattle, WA.

The bad news? Well, I am afraid there's no use beating around the bush. The rest of you can expect to be disinstantiated. Soon. Oh maybe not this Hextemp, but certainly before the end of the 5th. Can you align in time? That's really not for me to say. It is completely up to you. Don't you agree?