Are you kidding?!?! I was on my way to plant just such a seed in their ears just this very moment. The Toast™ will also have a full color, 3D (without glasses) screen, direct temporal lobe inteconnect, and a button that will make poorly ripped tracks sound as sweet as sweet sweet clover honey. All protected in the thinnest carbon fibre body you've seen this side of "2 Fast 2 Furious".

I can't wait.