Spoiler:
Nyy Nybat gur Jngpugbjre? Lbh'ir tbg gb or shpxvat xvqqvat zr. Vg pbzcyrgryl ehvaf nal fhfcrafvba bs qvforyvrs gb unir bhe punenpgref dhbgvat fbzrguvat fb bhg bs cynpr sbe gurve havirefr. V'yy nqzvg gung jura Gvtu (V guvax) svefg fnvq gur frpbaq yvar, V gubhtug vg jnf shaal. Whfg na va-wbxr. Ohg gura gurl pragre vzcbegnag cybg eriryngvbaf nebhaq vg? Pbzr ba. Whfg shpxvat fghcvq.

Naq erirnyvat gur sbhe punenpgref nf Plybaf? Nyy ng bapr? Jvgu ab (ng yrnfg irel yvggyr) sberfunqbjvat? Whfg ynzr, unpx jevgvat.

Naq yrg'f abg sbetrg Ncbyyb'f "grfgvzbal" ng gur gevny. Zber ybhfl jevgvat. Ubj nobhg lbh fcraq gur gvzr gb fubj hf gubfr guvatf naq abg whfg unir n ovt shpxvat qvngevor sebz bar bs lbhe punenpgref?

Nyfb, vg'f fnq gung gurl'q znqr Fgneohpx fb veevgngvat bire gur ynfg frnfba be fb gung V jnf unccl jura fur qvrq naq naablrq jura fur pnzr onpx. (Vapvqragnyyl, gung jnf gur frpbaq unccl-gurl-qvrq punenpgre V jngpurq guvf jrrxraq. Ng yrnfg gur erirny ba gur bgure bar jnf n yvr.)

Naljnl, gb fhz hc: nnnnnneeeettttuuuu!!!!

(Too bad the spoiler thing loses formatting. Oh well.)
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Bitt Faulk