I am with you (see my post in big-head thread; my ass is not far behind, so to speak).

I have noticed that US and British toilets are of rather different design than, say, Italian or German ones (which we prefer here). We on Continent don't poop into a huge pool of water (which in the process sprinkles your behind) that uses mid-size Maelstrom to flush. Ours use less water, but English-speaking ones are easier to keep clean (and, besides, A.L.F. finds them interesting)

This board is crazy!