I'm not the tease, I'm *being* teased; by those boxes which arrived at my house yesterday. Here I am stuck at work unable to open them and see what's inside.

Well, except for the box labeled "Green" which I tore into, dug through, and retrieved the objects which I've waited for almost a year and a half now (noted in my ever-changing signature). After a little more legwork, we'll all get to see what's in those boxes!