Haven't read the whole thread, but how about:

al-U-min-ium vs. al-oo-mi-num

Aren't there some other creative chemical name differences? Do the English still use names such as Hydrargyrum, Stannum, Plumbum, Aurum, Argentum, etc? (totally copied from wikipedia; I only knew the odd symbols off hand)
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